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Someone gave us a can (soda-size) of V-8.
What’s V-8?
A type of engine.
I got haman tashin. Very weird. Anyone else?
A plunger.
yekke – for real or was that a joke?
Shmura Matza
I got a cold hot dog in a bun, wrapped in foil.
A big head of garlic.
Gefilte fish.
bubblegum – it’s not food
A container of herring and a sleeve of crackers
If the guy’s half normal, it was shmaltz or matjes, not some sweet fake cream sauce herring like shtiglitz.
Air.
sweet fake cream sauce herring like shtiglitz.
Why knock it? Some people love it. Also honey mustard.
Why knock it?
Because real men don’t eat shtiglitz.
Also honey mustard.
Honey mustard isn’t so bad. It’s got some zing to it.
Also, it doesn’t rhyme with “piglets”
No True Scotsman
It rhymes with custard. Do real men eat custard herring?
In my community, shaloch manos is almost always candy and other junk food, so anything that’s not that feels a bit strange. A bagel and cream cheese? Strange. Carrots and chummus? Weird. Anything that’s healthy feels like it’s a criticism of our regular menus of potato chips, potato kugel, and potatoes. If you want to play it safe, send hamentaschen, soda, and a bunch of other candy.
It rhymes with custard.
C’mon, you can’t compare custard to piglets.
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