(To the nursery rhyme tune of hey diddle, the cat and a fiddle)-
Hey Diddle Diddle
The lady with a griddle…
She went to go get her shirt
but when she got there
The shirt was a skirt
And so she had to iron it again.
* * * * * *
ONce upon a time there was a lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many shirts to iron, she didn’t know what to do
So she sprayed them all with Niagra Spray Starch
And then ignited them with a match and they looked like a Torch.