Oh, and since nobody was impressed with my haftara knowledge yet, I will show off some more.
Next week’s is parshas ????, so it clearly we will do haftara from ????? ???? ??? ???.
The next week is ?????, and I can’t remember it right now. But, the next week is ????, which is easy ?? ???? ???? ????? ??? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ???? ???? ???? ?????? ????? ??????.
Seriously, I know more nach than the whole BJJ put together. Plus half of Haddar (which half?).
He shows it to his chevruta and says “Look! Someone collected all of the pesukim in Shas into one book.”
It’s a cute joke, but the point is true. I know about yermiya buying the field, because the gemara in gittin talks about it regarding the dinim of shtarros. (And maybe also because of the story with Ponovezh). We know about yael and sisra because of the tosfos in kesubos. I know about pilegech begivah because of the gemara in gittin (???? ??? ??).