well that’s how girls work, i think. if you’re doing the right thing they wanna know why you’re being such a tzaddik all the time and if you’re doing something wrong they act horrified and give you a whole shmooze from their principal. it’s all fake, but they’re really good at it. guys just shut up whatever you’re doing – whether or not they’re planning on joining in.
either way, girls are good mussar machines, whether they mean it or not. and you’re a pro. so how about a dvar torah, your royal highness??