HIE –
You’re dorming? Bed bugs are the least of your concerns. Here’s what will really be the questions you need to be asking yourself:
Should I go to VIP cholent or Shnitzi?
Should I play ball bein hasdorim, or take a nap?
Should I daven at Landaus (to see the chevra) or Ashkenazi?
Should I go home midweek (for decent food) or order from Dougies?
These are the pressing issue of the next 10 months! (Besides, saturating your body with Coors will keep those nasty bugs at bay)