“wear a big yarmulka and black hat as they are led into the police precinct (and court if necessary) joyfully singing “Moshe Emes V’Torahsai Emes”,
And if they need to spend a day or two in Rikers? Oh, will they sing!
Bochurim – Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time. And forget askonim; even if they take an interest in your case (which will depend on who you are), even 10 minutes in the pen can be a lifechanger.
Stick to the seforim, and let the consumers fight the billboard battles