I think I’m gonna start a business selling kosher air.
first in bottles, then i’ll start a neighborhood in Yershalayim
that has the Badatz hechsher for kosher acceptable breathing air.
I’ll sell apartments in this area and make a ton of money.
Kosher money with the Badatz hechsher, kept in a kosher wallet
Badatz hechsher, kept in my kosher pants, Badatz hechsher of course, held up with my kosher belt, made from leather of cattle that do not work on shabbos, Badatz hechsher.
Somethings are just nutty, aren’t they?