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I would think that you would totally endorse Chabad. According to their leading Rabbi, Manis Friedman, G-d no longer punishes sinners, so you would like that. On the other hand, all Lubavichers are required to accept that Schneersohn is Moshiach, and I don’t see you a someone who likes being told what to believe. One thing, “Where do you get this idea that I think I’m better than anyone?” I have many Rabbis and I defer to them at all times because they know far more than I do. Of course, they enjoy my Diveri Torah because, all modesty aside, I’m a talented writer. As for your comment, “That’s a stretch.” No, it isn’t. My son was at a shul several months ago. There were two Chabad OTD’s there, both now in Ivy League colleges. They recounted that when they were in Yeshiva their Rabbi would go around the classroom every day and ask each boy how he connected to the Rebbe the previous day. They are trained to deify Schneersohn. I know this because I see it. As I’ve stated I attend a Chabad shul during the week, and I see how the Rabbis brainwash their kids.