Dating tips by Chananya Weissman as told by Square Root
1. Eat a hearty lunch beforehand consisting of cholent and two hot dogs with sauerkraut, if you feel the need to burp or pass gas on the date be sure to do so loudly and with passion, girls love an expressive person.
2. Don’t bother dressing up, who are you trying to impress? a loser like you.
3. Do not go to anyplace that charges money.
4. Go on long tirades on how bad Democrats are and how great Alan Dershowitz is and ignore the fact her eyes are glazing over.
5. If you get stood up, no great loss.
6. Ask the girl to pay at least 50% of the gas cost after, after all why should the girls go for free
7. Should you decide to go to a food place, be sure to lick your fingers, it will impress how appreciative you are.