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MY ADVICE:

[1] Every man should require a legally-binding pre-nuptial contract,
that protects his assets from Divorce Court. It may be necessary
to have 2 or 3 pre-nuptial contract signed, because the wife can
always claims that she was coerced into signing the contact.

If the woman will not sign a legally-binding pre-nuptial contract,
then DO NOT MARRY HER, regardless of who she is. Just don’t!

[2] DO NOT SIGN any documents that legally recognize you
as the father of ANY child, until AFTER you get a DNA test
that proves that the child that your wife gave birth to
is actually your biological child.

Women are very clever: When they cheat on their husbands,
they choose a man who LOOKS LIKE like their husband,
so if a baby is born as a result of her cheating,
the child will look like her husband, and nobody will suspect.

Therefore, you must get a DNA test to prove that your child
is really your child, even if the child looks like you.

[3] DO NOT TELL your wife that you are DNA testing your children!

And get the DNA test results sent to your work address,
or relative’s home address, not your home address,
where your wife may open your mail
and steal the results of the DNA test.

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As I write these words, I know that people will attack me
and ridicule me for saying these valuable truths.

But I do not care, because I know for sure that
THE TRUTH is on my side, and I am doing G*D’s work,
by revealing these valuable truths. I just do not care
how many ignorant and confused people disagree with me.