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On a beautiful Sabbath morning, all of the members of the congregation were praying dutifully in their seats.

Suddenly, at the bimah, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the synagogue except for one man who sits calmly in his seat, seemingly oblivious to what’s going on. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to him and says, “Hey, don’t you know who I am?”
“Yes” he answers.
“Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Nope.”
Satan, perturbed, says, “And why aren’t you afraid of me?”

“Well, I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years. How much worse could you be?”