out of all the Football jokes, this one has to be the best!
Football FINALLY makes sense……
I took my girlfriend to her first football game. We had great seats right behind my team’s bench. After the game, I asked her how she liked the experience.
‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.’
Dumbfounded, I asked, ‘What do you mean?’
‘Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…..Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!