Chaim was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people.
Chaim walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this. The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s”. Chaim wishes his condolences and asks “She must of been a very important person. But what’s with the dog?”. He answers, “This dog killed her”> So Chaim asks, can I borrow the dog for an hour?” He responds, “Get on line”.