Mosquito bites herald the arrival of Summer, and as such, whilst painful, are generally worth the aggravation.
Except when it’s on the other side, when it’s green-er
Have you never heard of a Horsefly?
Well, have you ever seen them, in the same room, at the same time, with one talking whilst the other one drinks a cup of water?
Have you tried it?
They’re at least 50% kosher, what with the split hooves.