“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, STOP abusing the privilege!”
“I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.”
“There is always death and taxes, however death doesn’t get worse every year.”
“Let me know if i say anything that offends you, i might want to offend you again later.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.”
“DEATH- the #1 killer in the USA, tell your friends.”
“Guns don’t kill people, gaping holes in vital organs do.”
“Don’t ask too many questions of God, He may say, If you’re so anxious for answers, come up here.”
“May those that love us, love us. And to those that don’t, may God turn their hearts. And if not, turn their ankles so we may know them by their limp!”