i would like to make amends and to apologize for my racist remark, specifically to the orange and yellow pepper race. their babies really are cute, and they are certainly very much a part of the greater pepper race, as we know it.
as an aside, tomatoes shouldn’t be thrown at people as an expression of anger and displeasure. it is politically incorrect and an embarrassment to all ketchup fans, and posters of ketchup threads, nationwide